Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
