He asked me if I "almost moaned"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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