it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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