I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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