If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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