i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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