Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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