We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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