don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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