She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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