But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
