She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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