Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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