with your own penis?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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