I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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