just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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