Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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