..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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