I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
