My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Randomize
