wakey wakey hands off snakey
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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