was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I think I just sharted jello shots
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