Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I forget how to act sober
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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