If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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