So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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