if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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