I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
