i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
