I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
where am i from again
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Randomize
