You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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