I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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