hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
