office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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