So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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