i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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