Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
A+ Viking dick
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