Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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