Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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