i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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