As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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