and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
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