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(812): View more from Indiana

I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.

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(313): View more from Michigan

I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I just threw up on my dentist

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes

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(516): View more from New York

I understand why you refuse to be sober now

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(224): View more from Illinois

i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.

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(815): View more from Illinois

The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...

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(757): View more from Virginia

It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.

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