Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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