On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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