Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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