Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Randomize
