i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Randomize
