talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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