so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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