I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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